Hooked on Ebonics

Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

  • Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

  • Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.

  • Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

  • Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.

  • Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

  • Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake. He said bullshit, dat watch Israel.

  • Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.

  • Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine.

  • Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

  • Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

  • Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?

  • Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.

  • Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?

  • Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.

  • Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.

  • Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.

  • Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.

  • Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.